Top Ten Signs There's Been Too Much Rain

Top Ten Signs There’s Been Too Much Rain

 

#10        Your umbrella is growing mold.

 

#9          You’ve got a water view you didn’t have to pay extra for.

 

#8          The mushrooms are growing faster than the grass.

 

#7          You don’t care what you look like in a bathing suit – you just want

                a chance to wear it.

 

 #6         The pets you buried in the back yard are gone for good.

 

 #5         You’re having flashbacks of your honeymoon at Niagara Falls.

 

 #4         The frogs really are strangling.

 

 #3         You’re considering trading the car for an amphibious vehicle.

 

  #2        Your sunglasses are missing and it just doesn’t matter.

 

  #1        The barbecue grill is rusted shut.